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To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”
“Oh no stfu evan”
To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”
Evans is a shona boy who lives in Shelbourne. Has great sense of humor but stubborn as fuck 🙄, but when you get to see things on his side of veiw you'll instantly click 😉. He's a son of a gun I tell you that boy, but don't ask favors from him cause shaaa hauzi bhebhi raake‼️
Me: Evans momz vako didn't come for lesson yeGeo
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete
The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah
Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
Evan is soooooooooo smexy
Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis
I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge
Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck