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Fat zacky

A large man with a mullet who always wears a hat and will never take it off to the point where he got hospitalised to get his hat remove while his parent was fishing at 12 at night

Random guy: hey fat Zack let me take your hat
Fat zacky: Rages

by What up chickens November 11, 2017


relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock April 29, 2018


Shit’s Fat

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

by 6’5”CantDunk April 4, 2018


Fat Joey

A guy that is fat, cool, funny, ugly, amazing, trusting, and loves to make people laugh. He also has a cool bucket hat.

Bg Brandon:Do you remember the time Fat joey hung out with us.
Big Mike: yes yes yes yes.
Jordan: Back now yes back yes now now yes now bak yes now

by fatjoeyyessssss October 13, 2015


Fat Empowering

Encouraging "Morbidly Challenged" people, or more commonly known as Beluga Whale(s) (no disrespect to the whales of course, who are part of such a rare and beautiful set of species) into pursuing a self-destructive lifestyle with a diet based on donuts, cupcakes, spray cream, McDonald's and all the types of food, that, if consumed at an enormous amount, which these individuals most definetly are doing, lead to many health-related problems, such as Diabetes, High-Blood Pressure, Heart Disease, Sleep Apnea, Arthritis.....

Please keep in mind that anyone brainwashing these people into thinking they are beautiful and have no health problems whatsoever, in the name of pursuing happiness, are morons who believe society is the one setting the ideal healthy body standard, whereas anyone with a well-functioning brain can tell that it is nature itself.

These people do not think loving your body means taking care of it and not letting it turn into an Aircraft Carrier-sized body.

We shouldn't pretend fat people aren't fat because of feelings. And please stop claiming to be brave by showing your saggy tits whilst calling whores the skinny and beautifully breathtaking women that take action in the same procedure, which is a behavior that we are certainly very happy to welcome with open arms.

Side note: This body type tends to be associated with feminists, feminazis, social justice warriors, and people who think attack helicopter is not a gender in the whole 3-gendered spectrum.

Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: Yo, look at that fat bitch! She's gonna need a Walmart Fat-Scooter to move around for sure or she be rolling on the ground.
Level 100 Mafia White Knight Soyboy: Hey you cismale scum! Leave her alone! All morbidly challenged people are beautiful just the way they are! I stand for fat empowering!
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: *shits on soyboy's head*

by subscribe to OMGitsBirdman February 26, 2019


Fat Nap

Similar to a cat nap, but induced by the consumption of food. Most common occurrence is after a Thanksgiving dinner.

Man, after all that turkey, I'm stuffed. I'll just unbutton my pants and take a little fat nap.

by randymcgr February 11, 2011

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fat-nasties

(n., pl.) The multitude of women that can be found on the Internet from either personal sites or chat rooms. These women can be easily detected by their obesity and sub-average physical attractiveness.

Yeah, I tried looking for a woman on those Internet personal sites, but all I came up with were a bunch of fucking fat-nasties.

by K-Von March 14, 2005

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