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Me- are You asking you ex out
Friend - ya cause it’s February 12
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as we all know girl doesn't poop, BUT only on this date girl can poop, ONLY THE 12 FEBRUARY
boy: do you poop?
girl: no ofc not i'm a girl
boy: but today is 12 February
girl: OH SH*T I FORGOT, I'M GOINGO TO TAKE A MASSIVE POOP
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The bestday to be born
When you are 80 you are forty as you only have a birthday every 4 years so you can be such a young granny or be a 2 year old In high school
Beyoncé was born in the 29th of February 2008 and I only 2 and 3/4 so she is so young and smart she was born on February 29th
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A day where boyfriends get to fuck their girlfriends if their name starts with S
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shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane
guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo
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People born on this day are prone to have a baby carrot dick.
They also like to suck some dicks at orgies.
Someone born on 11 februari has a small dick. He is a 11 februari
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If you where born on this day then you must probably have curly, auburn hair. Also your names probably along the lines of Ryanne. Also they really enjoy boofeys and are most likely gay.
Ryanne is probably gay because she was born on February 3rd.
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