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This is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so horny that you try and finger her in the pussy while she sleeps. This is often followed up with the immediate "Midnight Slap," "What were you just doing!!??" and the "Get out of my room!"
She fell asleep and I tried to give her the midnight finger.
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Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt
Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around
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The art of exploding your finger with the most amount of mess everywhere.
i had a finger blast the other day, my friend looks like a member of the yakuza
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To masterbate.
When Kong if not home and I'm horny and I need to come I do a finger pop to get off.
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Mike must be really horny---every time Stephanie walks by, we tease him 'cause we can see the tent in his pants when his 21st finger stands at attention!
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Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.
You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?
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the exotic art of suprising people with your finger.
frequently acompanied with ninja skills
suprise!
ouch! you poked me in the eye!
I suprise fingered you!
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