Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who does way too much for a person they like
It's just another way to say Simp
A: Why are you doing this for her?
B: I like her
A: Damn, you're Fuck Wannabe
A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.
Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?
what one may say when frustrated or annoyed to the point that one gives up or no longer wants to complete the task at hand. Usually results in the task not being complteted.
Man: Please find a word that rhymes with 'orange'.
Other Man *after an hour of looking*: Man fuck this shit.
1852👍 181👎
n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,
v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist
Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"
Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"
122👍 9👎
When a boater doesn't know how to say Mentally retarded, he just mixes up two random curse words and puts them together.
kid 1: What's 1+1?
Boater: Mental fucked.
36👍 2👎
When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.
"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"
35👍 1👎
To fuck senseless. To leave your sexual partner utterly spent, exhausted, satiated to and beyond what they expected.
How did he fuck her? Fuck senseless.
180👍 11👎