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1. A Thicc Boi 2. A Psychopathic Axe Mass Murderer
Person 1: Have You Seen That Donald Duck?
Person 2: Are You Talking About A Thicc Boi Or The Psychotic Axe Mass Murderer?
Person 1: Naw I’m Talking Bout The Thicc Boi And Also What The Hell Are You On About
The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.
Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!
Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:
If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?
Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army
The hand shape you make, shaping your hand like a ducks beak, so you can slip inside another person to begin fisting.
“Slide that silent duck in I’m ready for action”
When a child under the age of six has his wiener exposed, due to the lack of remembrance to rezip his fly.
Little John had a peeping duck after using the restroom
Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park
“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”
Duck King: a slo-pitch softball pitcher who is afraid to catch the ball do he ducks the pitches. Usually the worst player on the team forced to pitch and scared for his life.
That guy Shawn is the duck king of softball