Yellow Friend

stereotype for japanese, .

i suggest you'll prefer sushi for lunch, my little yellow friend.

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filler friend

An acquaintance that you invite to important functions such as weddings and baby showers, but wouldn't normally hang out with otherwise. Like a carnation is a filler flower in a bouquet, the filler friend gives out the illusion that you have more friends than you actually do.

Since my fiance invited all of his hockey team to our wedding, I sent out an invitation to all of my filler friends so that I won't look like a loser with no friends at my wedding.

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friends that fuck

A friend with which you occasionaly engage in sexual activity ranging from mutual masterbation to oral sex to intercourse. A true "FTF" relationship seldom involves kissing. If your kissing, its probably more than just a friend.

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make friends

1. an excuse at a party used to justify approaching strangers of the opposite sex in attempts to make a party in his or her mouth
2. RANDOM SEX!

Jill: Lets go "make friends"!

Maia: Jill, you're such a hoe! You made friends with like twelve guys last night!

Jill: Oh, please! You know you want to...

Maia: I know. I do.

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guy friend

A guy that you are "just friends with". More often than not they secretly like you. ;)

I have a friend who is a guy.
I think he secretly likes me.
I don't want him as a boyfriend.
Therefore he is my guy friend.

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friend request

My space term.

When someone want's to become your myspace "friend", they have the ability to comment your profile and pictures, and send you private messages.

All hardcore, scene, and emo kids have a myspace.

Jane looks at John's myspace and decides he's hot. or, hawt l0lz so hardcore!

Jane presses the friend request button, asking John to become her friend.

John then see's the friend request when he logs on. He has the ability to choose whether he want's Jane to be his friend or not. He clicks Decline because Jane isn't scene enough!

See Jane cry. =

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Our Friend

A phrase used by you and your friends to warn each other of a creeper approaching.

Our Friend is coming!

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