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A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"
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to not know someone exists
No one they talked to seemed to know themm from Adam.
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Used of someone who is living beyond their means. Their wealth is purely in their head and implicit in their attitude.
She can't afford the rent and just bought herself a state-of-the-art computer system on credit. She's rich from the neck up.
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A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.
Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .
"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"
A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
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Literally, one's half-brother who is a result of a different father, but the same biological mother. It may also be used figuratively as a simple figure of speech.
Sup, my brotha from anotha cumma!
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When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"
I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.
or
Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.
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a homie of the female sex
hey whats up my sister from another mister.
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