Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.

My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.

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sweet fruit butt ass nigga

An interjection used in petty arguments in order to prove your point.

I didn't scuff your forces you sweet fruit butt ass nigga.

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My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

Irish fruit bowl

the act of inserting a fruit (perticularly a banana) into a women's vagina, then eating it out.

Lil'$ham was staring to get hungry, and his girlfriend was feeling frisky, so they decided to turn her vagina into an Irish Fruit bowl

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banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

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fruit roll up candy burrtio

the best kind

fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb

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donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

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