When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Kateřina! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!
“Who’s the worlds best girlfriend?”
“It’s Kateřina ofcourse!”
A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room
My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.
A girlfriend is something every man (woman if you're gay) wants. You always want to make them happy, and when she's sad, so are you. You always want to make her happy, cuddle her with your arms. You cuddle with her close when it's cold. And when she's sad, you feel sad too, or spend hours trying to calm her down. When she's angry at someone either you are too or you defend her or try to calm her down. A girlfriend is something you'll never have, but always wish you did. (the stuff below is kinda cringe tbh)
Alex: Oh look, your gf is crying over there-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-
You will never have one in the future.
Haha, You won't get a GirlFriend!
a mysterious thing that successful people have
has to show their face, because it's the law.
My girlfriend is super cool and lets me see her face.