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I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.
Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.
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In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."
This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.
And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....
Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.
Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!
UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.
Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!
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The most powerful insult that can only be used in the rarest situations and instantly sends them to super hell (hell beyond hell)
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny
Person 2: ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw
Person 2 *instantly vanishes and is sent to the lowest levels of super hell nearly going to super super hell*
Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.
They're just like you and me.
By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!
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what the fuck is this
bob: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
everyone: what the fuck
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A sexual act involving at least 2 guys and 2 girls, which takes place on a staircase. A girl is on her knees at the bottom of the stairs, giving head to a guy who is lying on his back, further up the stairs. The guy is then eating out the next girl who is on her knees, further up the stairs and that girl is giving head to the next guy, who is lying on his back. This chain can be continued with more people as long as the guy-girl order is maintained. When viewed, the chain appears to look like the Great Wall of China. It is recommended that at least one person be Chinese.
Ex. 1: Hey Alix! Wanna have a Great Wall of China with me and 4 other random Chinese people?
Ex. 2: After last night's Great Wall of China, Melina had to scrub her stairs before anyone could get upstairs again.
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The Great leader of the Chipless Wild Hobos Club which operated inside mill basin day camp from 2004-2009 and outside mill basin day camp from 1999-2011 was one of the greatest fascist leaders of all time besides Hitler and Stalin (Was Stalin a Fascist?). His code name, Mike, became popular around the camp. With him as leader of the Hobos, a fascist party was set up due to the population control issues. He dismembered anybody not loyal to head office which was him and The predecessor whom later disbanded and made the Great Nation of Wazoo. He left the Mill basin operation in 2007 leaving the predecessor as leader. After the departure The predecessor set up a democratic state and the ice ages, alien invasions and the threat of extradition by The Bald One ended. But the kegging and bootlegging remained. He was an amazing Guitar player and wrote every metallica album while in Mill Basin but was never credited because he was born years later
The Great One of Mill Basin Day Camp. Wasn't he a Nazi. No he was a fascist. A fascist is a Nazi . Your wrong he was a Hobo
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