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a weird fat chick with big teeth and is probably a bit trashy, who isn't getting laid
Shit man Brooke won't stop being a Horny hippo today
A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.
Watching corny movies and imagining corny situations while also simultaneously feeling horny.
Can also be described as being in the mood for passionate sex.
- I'm just in this kind of mood...
- What kind?
- Corny Horny.
a fucking dumbass little bitch who is not scared to fart in front of people.
hi christine the horny bitch!
Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that
bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex
Something that Olivia Zinanni made up. Commonly used when horny. A horny guy named Harris
Dang that hot guy is SUCH a horny Harris