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the best thing ever to dawn to man
timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea
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Christmas, Kwanza, Hanaka, Boxing Day, Edi-udna, Cha-Cha, and all those days hava day and an eve...
Christma-kwanaka-boxing-edi-cha-day-eve is tha best day ever!!!
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A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me
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When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.
Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"
A boy born on Christmas day who is extremely sassy.
What has Christmas Boy done now!
Here’s my heartfelt interpretation of a Christmas song originally penned by Meredith Willson in 1951.
For many people around the world, including myself, Christmas can sometimes bring feelings of loneliness and sadness. It’s important to recognize that this time of year can be difficult for some, and sharing compassion and understanding can make a significant difference.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
everywhere you go, take a look at the big screen, it's glistening with festive movies once again, filling the airwaves each with a fairytale ending and families aglow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, all the families across the world celebrating a fantastic holiday, yet the saddest sight to see is the loneliness you’ll feel, for yet another year at Christmas time
A pooch by your side and a pistol that shoots, is the wish to have mum and dad by my side, a sister that loves you and a family that can hardly wait to see you again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, there's a tree in the Plaza, one in the park as well, it's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the storm
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, soon the tears will start, and the thing that'll make 'em drip is the carol that you sing, right within your heart
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, all the families across the world celebrating a fantastic holiday, yet the saddest sight to see is the loneliness you’ll feel, for yet another year at Christmas time
Sure, it's Christmas once more
Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.
Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted