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When a girl sucks the smegma out of your foreskin.
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A seal in car engine splits
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Somebody has lost their temper.
1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.
2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.
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The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.
I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.
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Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.
The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!
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They last SUCC on you dick before you cum.
DAMN karen, that Final Blow was perfect!!!
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To be very tired. To be over exhausted.
I am blowed as fuck, I'm going to take a nap.
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what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.
asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind
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