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Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3
Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?
Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!
Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.
Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.
When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.
Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
me: dam you look like Cobey Jones
friend: im not that tall
A person who loves turtles and is really smart.
He is totally a Dawson Jones
the exact definition of dumbass bitch
"oh wow look at that jaedyn jones over there"
"you're such a jaedyn jones ugh"
A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.
They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.