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The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.
''DUDE! My girlfriend just at my Oreo Jizz Sandwich!''
''RIGHTEOUS MAN!''
When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.
Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!
A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.
Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."
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A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
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when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket
guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".
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All of January just let it all!
Yo guys let it out it’s just jizz January
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