Pink job

A task which is always done by the woman in a relationship. (Blue jobs are done by the man)

Arranging flowers is a pink job in our household

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COD job

recieving oral sex while playing Call of Duty

John recieved a COD JOB from McKenzie, that lucky bastard.

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nig job

The shittiest form of anything. It is not racist at all. Could be used as a way to describe someone if they are doing something stupid, retarded, dumb, or decieving. A nig job could be someone that barrowed money from his mom and never paid her back because he was too busy smoking cock.
If you knwo the meaning of nig job, dont reveal it to someone. ONLY NIG JOBS DONT KNWO WHAT IT MEANS

"Dude.. I can't come to your party like I promised you for weeks because I stole a T-shirt from JCpenny and got caught"
"You're the niggiest job I know Dane. Youre a nig job for real"
"The fuck is a nig job"
"Don't worry about it"

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Brain Job

The act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job.

Dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night

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Puke Job

During oral sex when the mans penis hits the woman's hanging thing in her throat. this causes her to puke all over the male's penis.

aww man, it was sick i was getting head and she puked all over it! Total Puke Job dude!

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Inside job

When you fucking a pregnant chick and her kid starts to give you a hand job from inside, hence the name inside job

Jim: did you hook up with that pregnant girl from the party

Aidan: yeah man, even got an inside job

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lick job

When a person licks somebody's body, anywhere between the neck and thighs.

Jake and his girlfriend were out of condoms, and she didn't want to give oral sex so he gave her a lick job.

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