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A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.
I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!
When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense
Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid
A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
Take a shit, defecate. Called after slimy Johnny Howard the worst Australian Slime Minister ever.
Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.
The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.
Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again