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National send nudes to friends day.
Ayo, its july 9th you know what that means
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29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?
As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.
A: Oh! it's 29th of July.
B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?
29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕
A: ...bye
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If you were born on this date you are special to a lot of people and a lot of people like you, you look good everyday and every night and stay positive. People born on July 22 2010 are the must trust worthy people and deserve everything in the world they are good looking and the malt caring people ever!
Kid: hey its July 22 2010
some person: MY AMAZING CHILD WAS BORN TODAY
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The day where the most annoying people in the world are born
Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense
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This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.
Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?
Why?
You were born July 2 2008 right?
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People born on this day are always the youngest in their class, but they are very intelligent, funny, and kind. If you ever meet someone born on this day, tell them happy birthday, even when it isn't their birthday. This day is at the end of the summer, so nobody is ever around to celebrate with them.
Woah, you were born on July 28, 2000? Happy Birthday!
Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.
My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.