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July 11 is national send a tit pic day where you ask anybody for a tit pic and they have to send you one.
July 11, You have to send a tit pic on this day or you are going to hell.
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29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?
As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.
A: Oh! it's 29th of July.
B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?
29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕
A: ...bye
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If you were born on this date you are special to a lot of people and a lot of people like you, you look good everyday and every night and stay positive. People born on July 22 2010 are the must trust worthy people and deserve everything in the world they are good looking and the malt caring people ever!
Kid: hey its July 22 2010
some person: MY AMAZING CHILD WAS BORN TODAY
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The day where the most annoying people in the world are born
Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense
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This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.
Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?
Why?
You were born July 2 2008 right?
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People born on this day are always the youngest in their class, but they are very intelligent, funny, and kind. If you ever meet someone born on this day, tell them happy birthday, even when it isn't their birthday. This day is at the end of the summer, so nobody is ever around to celebrate with them.
Woah, you were born on July 28, 2000? Happy Birthday!
the day howie mandel posted his friend's prolapsed asshole onto tik tok
do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me