This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party
Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys
Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine
Girl1 walks away
Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land
Girl2- that’s correct
Ryan and his friends live here and its a land with the magical goats which is an amzing place
I wish I could live in Goat Land by the Goat Public
Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”
The middle part between your ass to your penis.
Phillip: Hey! Do you ever go to No man's land. I do it sometimes when I'm bored
Bob: I'm gonna go now
To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.
"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"
Wen two or more women rub there bushes to gether
Vome join us for this grassy land
On a male body, the space between the testicles and the anus. Also known as taint.
“Wow! He has a pretty big no man’s land. It’s so stinky and vial.”