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Commonly abbreviated as CLC, the Coors Light Challenge is the extravagant and sophisticated act of determining how many Coors Light are required to drive one to the point of inebriation, in a predetermined time interval. This is usually followed by making bad "mistakes" with your best guy friends and repeatedly trying to cop a feel of your best girl friends. Many have attempted the CLC but few have succeeded as most adventurous individuals eventually become diagnosed with a condition known as hyperaquaitis, or the state of an excess of water in the blood stream.
Bro #1: Buddy we should defs do the CLC this weekend bro.
Bro #2: Bro no way, that is off the hook like Brose Canseco hitting touchdowns left and right!!
Hot Chick: Omg Cecillia do you see those guys doing the Coors Light Challenge?? I like can't believe it, they're sooo hot.
Slightly Less Hot Chick: Like omgg I want to let them run a train on me sooooooo bad.
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Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.
Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.
The Busch Light Demon is what you start calling Zack Miller, local college student, after he's had too many Busch Lights. The Busch Light Demon will do anything from throwing cans to fucking the neighbors.
These activities include but are not limited to:
- littering on the neighbors yard
- shooting waterballoons onto houses
- sneaking into the football stadium
- chalk tagging
- ding dong ditching
- cutting down trees
- theft
- trying to punch things
and many more. Rest assured the only way to slow down to Busch Light Demon is to feed him lots of dabs, as he cannot be stopped.
The Busch Light Demon fucked the neighbors last night pretty good
dude you don't remember? you totally turned into the Busch Light Demon and left fifty beer cans in the neighbor's driveway
A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.
"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons
A typically below-average looking girl whose attractiveness increases substantially in low light settings.
Guy #1: Man, that girl you got with was ugly af. 4 at best.
Guy #2: Shit dude, I swear she was at least an 8 or a 9. Total dim light dime, though.
A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
A game played on the inside of a moving car in which the yellow light only needs to be seen by any one or more of the passengers. After the presence of the yellow light is made known, all passengers must try to touch the ceiling of the car. The last individual to touch the ceiling of the car must remove one article of clothing of their choice (if the clothing is a pair like shoes or socks it counts as one piece of clothing, jewellery doesn’t count as clothing). If you can’t remove a piece of clothing you are out and have to sit there until the game ends. The game ends when there is one player left or you get to the destination. Would be a good idea to put clothes on before you step out the car.
Person 1: Yellow Light !
*everyone touches roof of the car before Person 3*
Person 3: I’ll take my top off
Person 2: We’ll keep playing Yellow Light Game until everyone but one person is left