I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs
He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
When two people shit in the same toilet.
"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?
Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.
If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!
The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.
Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.