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When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.
Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.
After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip
Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus
A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".
Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.
Nannas magic soup is such a tasty treat
The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies
Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.
(noun)
1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.
2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.
Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."
OR
Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"
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Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.
After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.
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