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Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesn’t like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !
Where are my avocados ?!
Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !
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The only human being to have died on mars
Person A: who’s this Mark Watney guy?
Person B: he’s from the book “the Martian” by Andy Weir
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Either the most charitable man or biggest douche you will ever meet in your entire life.
Mark Buchholz is a major douche
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Magnum Mark is a name I made up for my best friend in the entire world. It is something that will boost his self esteem so high that he will love me forever. "Magnum Mark" got it's name from the ice cream section at Walmart when we saw the ice cream brand called Magnum, there is a white kind and a black kind. Mark is definitely the white kind. I also know he is a "magnum" because I got drunk one night and told him he was "packin'. That's a good friend right there.
Hey girl hey, there is a Magnum Mark over there next to the big tall black guy with the big feet.
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The result of mixing maker's mark and jaegermeister. If you drink this prepare to be all types of fucked up. Dont be suprised if hair grows on your chest immediately after drinking this.
Rob: I wanna get fucked up
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.
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What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.
-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.
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Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
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