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Matthew de Graff has the biggest boobs ever.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.
Person 1: you know Matthew de graaf
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him
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Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.
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Matthew is one of the best people to have in your life. He can make you go from feeling alone and depressed to happy and loved in a matter of minutes- no seconds. He puts the people he cares about before him every single time they need him.
He will.always try his hardest to make you feel important. Even if you only go get to spend a small amount of time with him per day and even if its not that- even if you only get to see him every once in a while, he will take time to talk to you and make you feel important.
He goes out of his way to talk yo you and won't make you wait long periods of time for his response. He will direct his full attention to you if you're talking to him.
Overall there are too many things about Matthew to try to explain to someone who doesn't know him. There are too many things that I love about him to be able to tell you all of them.
Matthew's my whole world and I don't know what I'd do without him.
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The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
A sexual attraction to the name John
"I am attracted to a guy name John"
"She must have the John Matthew Wadington fetish"
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After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.
Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.
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an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough
big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!
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