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Michael Schumacher

Michael Schumacher, possibly the best driver of our time. He shattered almost all records in one of the fastest motorsport events on the planet, Formula1. Not to mention a great man with a great personality and sportsmanship.

2006, he retired, coming a second place in overall points which is outstanding, this man is simply a legened, in his final race in Formula1 ever he had a puncture which set him back well off 10th position, but worked his way back up to 4th!

This man is nothing less than the greatest driver in Formula1 and probably anything else, and Fernando Alonso will never be as good.

Michael Schumacher is a remarkable man and is a masterpiece when it comes to driving. Michael Schumacher will allways be the best and no fag like Alonso will beat his everlasting title.

by Legend1 October 24, 2006

107πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Usually looks like Anne Frank.

Hey Michael, you kinda look like Anne Frank.

by 0tnet May 9, 2020

2πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Michael. You’re gay. There’s no denying it. I got you a date with a hot guy at 5:00.

Michael is really gay. Did you know that?

by That_Bitch_420 June 22, 2019

2πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


michael jordan's

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches

i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack

by atowneightynizzle November 13, 2003

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Michael Smith

An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"

friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."

Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"

by sexy_on_a_plate November 15, 2010

33πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

141πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


Michael Piazza

This fat cunt his so god damn dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed. He has failed high school and dropped out of kindergarden at age 12 cause he was so cool. He now lives a life of smoking grass and ferns

Michael Piazza is a gay nigger

by Michael Piazza October 31, 2017

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