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When somebody says something that you were just thinking about then you argue over who came up with it first.
Jack: Ahh She is fire mate Iam telling you. John: Yeah I was just thinking that...she ain't your type anyway.
Jack: Nah you weren't ya fucktard yer about 34 years old. John: AHHH shut ya trap cunt I said it first.
Jack: Stop Inter-mind Bamboozling...............
TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.
Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!
First song by Canadian rapper NAV
Go listen to make your mind up by NAV
Act of watching/doing something that is particularly easy and requires very little brain power. ie: social media
Numb minding :Social media (watching videos memes)
The person didn't like it at all, and they are just trying to be polite, so they won't hurt your feeling because they know you are a sensitive little bitch.
I sucked Terry's dick while doing a handstand last night, and when I asked him how it was, he said I didn't mind it, so I broke up with him and took the kids.
When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.
In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.