monster cock

1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters.

2. The penis of a typical black male adult.

1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks!

2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.

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titty monster

A woman with gigantic titties that makes her look fat. Often married to men with Big Heads

Did you hear that the titty monster just had a breast reduction? Really? I saw her yesterday and I couldn't tell.

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Head Monster

Latin name: edipuss erectus: An over-sized primate with a non-discriminating taste for meat. When feasting, the Head Monster is usually unphased by outside distractions.

That head monster almost choked on the biggest cock I've ever seen, but luckily something startled it, and it ran away.

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no-neck monster

One of the terms created by Tyra Banks
It means if you want to be a model, you have to show your neck when you're photographed

Tyra: Neck! Neck! Neck! Don't be a no-neck monster

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bucket monsters

Is a game orginally created by Lee Yang and Joe Hughes in the days of their youth..

The games goes like this... Firstly you gotta nip round the back of a homebase or b&q store... you then find an empty bucket or crate and put them over your head.

Now on 3 you shout "bucket monsters, coming to get you!" and run at the other person while they run at you.

You don;t ever win, but do a little better each time

it's like jousting but without a horse or lance.

Lets play bucket monsters

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monster slam

when two monsters procreate.

hey 'paul' im going to slam that monster bitch over there. The monster ambles over to the monster bitch 'oi'm going to slam you' ( he says it in a strange 'irish monster accent') The female monster drops on all fours in a submissive gesture. 'Slam me' she says
'hey nigel' says paul, that is classic example of a monster slam

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Snatch Monster

An evil giant walking talking foul smelling vagina that makes everyone around it angy and miserable.

That girl is a nasty statch monster.
What a fucking snatch monster.
I hate that snatch monster.

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