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When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
This means that your mom is a whore that shits
A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
A county boy or girl that is white used as a racial name for a white county he or she.
“You yeye mother fucker.”said Justin.
Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.
1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!
A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.
You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...
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When you are arguing and ur friend says ur sister mister u say ur brother mother. And you win the argument.Simple as that.
Brad:Yo Carl ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Brad:No no u
Carl:Ur dad lesbian
Brad:Your mom and dad both gay together
Carl:Ur granny tranny
Brad:Ur sister mister
Carl:Ur brother mother
Brad:*evaporates*