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The sexiest quail known to man.
Damn did you see how sexy that mountain quail was.
The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.
Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.
Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"
Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.
That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.
It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums
Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!
Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.
Rocky mountain exploring up my ass