GIVE ME THAT NECK

When someone does something usually really stupid, or says something stupid, or makes no sense at all, then you give them a neck which is slapping the back of their neck hard (depending on what they did/say... if it's real stupid then you give it to them harder)

Garrick: Jennifer Alba looks hella good
Conan: you mean Jessica Alba?
Garrick : is that her name?
Conan : GIVE ME THAT NECK !

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protect ya neck

1. Keep your head down. Keep you eyes, ears, and mind open/sharp.

2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.

3. You're not as tough as you think you are.

4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"

"Protect ya neck, kid."

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italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.

"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."

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Give me neck

Another way to tell a female to suck your dick

“I don’t wanna fuck GIVE ME NECK”

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stretch your neck

The act of moving your neck in a direction usually to get a better look at something. Also sometimes used as a cheat code in the Google dinosaur game.

Person A: Can you see what going on over there?
Person B: No, but you should stretch your neck and see.

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get at my neck

Shoot your shot

I'm single so get at my neck.

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broke your neck

The art of getting your friends to quickly look at something, making them twist or jerk their neck as fast as possible to look at what you pointed out. ie: hot girl, nice car, etc...

Andre: Hey Helder, check out the tits on that girl.
Helder: *quickly jerks nearly spraining his neck*
Andre: Ohhh my BROKE YOUR NECK!

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