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That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:
“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”
Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief
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When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself
"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.
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A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.
She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy
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Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.
The worst thing to ever exist.
Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!
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A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.
Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!
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The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.
If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.
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One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!
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