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Your mom is probably the most caring and loving person you will ever meet in your life,Most moms will get you what you need and a lot of want you want too! she will do anything for you especially because your her child and she will choose you over anything.Your mom is going to be super beautiful too.
The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
A she beast of a human who eats the souls of innocent little kids
YOUR MOM IS A MILF AND I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT UNLESS SHE IS DEAD THEN I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN HER GRAVE
your mom
The most common comeback to ever be created in history.
Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch
Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid