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To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).
Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"
Monica: "Fuck yeah"
Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉
“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"
When one bakes... then sprays... (does drugs, then uses air freshener on nearby trash cans). This is a new charity... Febrezing the trash cans. Anyone can participate. It is a tax write off.
"Yo, what are you doing?", as a man sprays febreze on a trash can in a park.
"Im trying out this new Bake 'N Spray thing yo"
When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.
Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3
When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”
An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother
Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.
filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious
mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks