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You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach
I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower
August 9th is national pass out on will websters beach day, get so drunk you pass out on the sand.
"National Pass Out on Will Websters Beach Day" is described as a day on August 9th where people drink as much alcohol as they can until they pass out on the sand at Will Websters Beach.
The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.
I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.
I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.
1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.
"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."
killing yourself through the use of explosives, usually TNT, C4, or landmines
Austin normandy beached himself trying to blow up Trey. He stepped on his own landmine!