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A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
When you haven't fapped for more than a week and finally nut shouting: 'allahu akbar' as you cum
I haven't fapped for 2 weeks and just had a terrorism wank, yeah my jizz can take down buildings
Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.
After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.
Hold the tip of you foreskin whilst cumming to keep your glorious wank mess free.
Dude I totally did a wank blimp last night
A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.
A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.