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To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.
ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.
Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.
Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.
Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.
Someone who conveys the attitude and sex appeal of a jungle cat who has just devoured a family of zebra's and continues to trot about in the wilderness covered in their filthy remains. When others see him approach them with their foul innards worn about his neck it is like the jungle cat is saying "yeah, I slaughtered them with my devilishly good looks... let's procreate." No one ever objects.
Look at ol' shnazzy pants tearing up the dance floor.
These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.
"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"
When a Hispanic person doesn't have swim trunks he cuts pants
Bro let me know if we're for real going swimming so I can cut pants and go too