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people from the hodge podge of states that is america
american people amirite
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people who can only think in numbers relative to their field of expertise and themselves- completely missing the point that the customer is not them.
The same group that would argue Birkenstocks and cargo shorts as suitable office wear.
"our products are so expensive because the sandal peoples definition of "high-quality" is waaaaaay above our consumers definition of "high-quality"
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Noun: hooker or prostitute always hanging out under a streetlight in SF.
Streetlight people always trying to take my money!
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Sepia People are those who deny the obvious facts about our modern world such as:
vaccines are good ;the world is NOT FLAT; and the moon landing really happened. People who deny the obvious are called ‘Sepia People’ because they are so fucking backward that they should only be photographed using a technique that was invented in the 1800s.
Those covid-deniers are just a bunch of fucking sepia people!
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The 1% of people that shop in Wal-Mart that clearly just climbed out of a gutter. They have no social skills and can be either very nice or very mean. You will know one when you spot one.
Cashier @ Wal-Mart: Today is a great day!
Gutter Person: Urrrrrrrghhh *Grumble Grumble*
Cashier: Wow look at those gutter people.
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Shadow people
People 60 and older. A forgotten generation. Homeless or nursing home residents. Someone adult children don’t have time to listen to or include in there lives. Adult children have moved far from, hoping someone else will see about.
Shadow people:
I am a shadow person. Alone and forgotten. Homeless or nursing home bound. Living their lives out trying not to burden anyone.
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Bush people are shadowy figures who began to stalk you usually at night after you smoke a shit ton of weed and start tripping. You can sometimes see them duck behind bushes and/or go behind walls to avoid detection when you look in their general direction. Even if you don’t see them you feel their presence and it’s some fuck shit.
Josh: Man I was tweaking last night of dat Godfather OG last night I started seeing bush people and shit
Ronnie: Damn bRo dats crazy
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