Most Perfect Girl

The most perfect girl is a girl that has everything, from beauty to personality. There aren't many of these girls around so fellas if you meet one of these MPG then definitely don't let her get away. These girls come by once in a lifetime and they definitely become perfect wives.

Person A: Have you ever met your Most Perfect Girl?
Person B: Yeah, her name is Rachel Mulfeld

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perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

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perfect pull up

The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.

Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.

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perfection at its finest

kim samuels nose

woah his nose is perfection at its finest

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Most Perfect Boy

Sally is the cutest and Marco is the most perfectest boy in the universe extra kisses mwah mwah. But anyways Sally is the extra cutest and most perfect and prettiest and smartest. She kinda smells tho. A lot. BUTTT Marco is so perfect he makes the word perfect look imperfect. And he stinks,,,, but he’s really smart like the smartest ever and the cutest and hottest and stinkiest and a very lovable boy so he’s the most perfect boy ever.Anyways I get to date Sally so I am the luckiest (Marco).

Stinker: Yeah Marco is the cutest and most perfect boy ever <3
Marco: Actually Sally is the cutest and smartest.
Marco wins the argument because Sally is the most perfect.
Marco: Dubs only

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Wack the earth into perfection

Terraforming

We are going to wack the earth into perfection in Minecraft.

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Perfect Moment Dash

When someone needs to get from one side of the T.V. to the other while others are playing. The person waits for that one second when the players stop, and quickly dashes across.

(Madden Example)
*1st down starts*
Person Dashing: Crap, i forgot my phone.
Player 1: *Throws the ball to wide receiver*
Player 2: *Tackles wide receiver*
Person Dashing: *PERFECT MOMENT DASH*
*2nd down starts*