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When A Biker Runs A Red Light Through An Intersection And A Vehicle Displays The Biker Throughout The Intersection.
Bobby Was Driving So Fast And Reckless, It Was Only A Matter Of Time, Before He Was Street Pizza.
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A pizza that can fly. flying pizza is the natural enemy of flying spaghetti monster
"Look leo! Its a flying pizza!"
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When finals week is coming up and you don't even leave your room for meals, you order a "struggle pizza" to serve as your breakfast, lunch and dinner until the struggle is over.
Finals are coming. The age of the struggle pizza has dawned.
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if you like pineapple on pizza, you deserve to die.
Jason: what are your opinions on pineapple pizza?
Richard: absolutely rancid. if you like pineapple on pizza you should go jump in front of a moving bus
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A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.
Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*
Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*
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all the different foods my friend uses for flesh lights
last night i added a banana peel to my exotic pizza
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A delicious compialation of random ingredients to make the perfect pizza. Casesave shown to be too good, and some have died from inhaling such a perfection.
Ingredients:
Garlic(minced and chopped)
Bacon
Cheese (Cheddar and feta)
Pepperoni
Linguisa
Twizzlers in the shape of the phrase 'HI'
Pineapple
*FOR BEST RESULTS, BAKE AT 450 DEGREES. WHEN YOU THINK IT IS DONE, WAIT AN ADDITIONAL 7 MINUTES FOR PERFECTION.
Any questions, concerns, or off the wall remakrs about intarsia pizza, please contact either:
randomkid169@aim.com
acdccirquehplotr@yahoo.com
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