Purple Clam

No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.

Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.

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Purple Eye

When after having oral/anal sex, the man pulls out and whips his penis around and hits the woman/other male in the eye, leaving a bruise

Dude, after i got done with that hoe, i gave her the purple eye!

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purple pumpkin

hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
-OR-
adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there

Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.

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Purple Cat

A nude picture sent via cell phone.

Dude, check this purple cat that Lindsay sent me! Her tits are noice!

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purple sticks

A high quality dildo that lesbians often use to feel the way of a big dick going into her vagina.

"When we have sex, I'll grab the purple sticks."

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purple jesus

the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour

i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus

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Purple Ghost

See houdini, but with four black men instead.

Loquacious says to jamal, "yo i whipped out my purple dick."
Jamal- "What'd you do with it?"
Loquacious- I ran a purple ghost on some ho.

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