He is a guy who say yeet a lot
Person 1.Omg did you hear tommy yell yeet
Person 2.He totally trying to be river
River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
River I love your eyes!
River YOURE so attractive!
River is so sexy and is a delight to have around. If you know a river you need to worship the brother walk on
" I worship the ground River walks on, they're drop dead sexy"
can't really type, uhh cool ig and well likes indoors not outdoors and you guys need to write for male and not just fucking filled with male = hot and girl = sweet for that name SERIOUSLY COME ON BRUHHH
FUCK RIVER! HE'S A BITCH! I'LL KILL HIM! AARRRGFHHHHHHHHHHH
Definitely not a body of water, but is a great friend to have! He’s always there 4 u
Person 1: I’m feeling sad
River: Just talk to me, River!
It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.
I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.