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Said randomly to make the speaker appear smarter than they are, and to insult the person they're responding to.
"Dude, I'm tired."
"Uh, yeah. I thought so."
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To star a fight with a nigga that calls you out.
"Boy I'll drop your ass" said by first dude. "So what's up? I'll drop your ass first." said by second dude.
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A guy who is ugly yet hotter than hell. A guy who you don't exactly think looks good or fine, but has this sense of hotness to him. Something that attracts you to him other than just his looks. In this case - John Mayer's voice and lips. WOO HOO
The singing artist....John Mayer
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"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.
"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"
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Has 56,893,892,859,847 members
Man and I thought S-Club Juniors and Blazing Squad were overcrowded and shite. This is even more overcrowded and shittier
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love is kind, love is good.
love is NOT having sex then get nocked up with a baby that you don't even know if it is yours.
brule:come lets have sex!!
ME:no lets snuggle
brule:nooo i want it noww!
ME: no cause the next thing you know i will be on that show 16 and......
brule:u thing too much i bet i can calm your feelings....
so called LOVE
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When a girl attributes traits to a shitty guy that she likes in order to make him seem like a good person when describing him to others. She doesn't look for such traits in a man, but loves to proclaim them as criteria for guys she already likes in order to seem like she's not with the guy just for sex or out of desperation.
Any given girl: Your man looks like he has no personality and will probably abuse you.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!
Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.
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