Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

sick-fever

Sick-Fever is when you have a bangin' hangover which is caused by substances other than alcohol. Typically the effects of sick-fever last many days and will mean you need to pull a coupla sickies at work and do some yoga to work out whats what.

Hitting up the local coffee shop for a some hotties is a typical cure for sick-fever, or an extended break to byron, Australia to do some moon staring has also been known to work in certain cases.

Blimey, Jaime's had sick-fever all week! must have been been from that loose festival over the weekend.

Bro, i have fully got sick-fever, i wore contacts on my eye balls for 4 days straight due to how loose i got.

sick busted

sick = something not good
busted = another term for bastard

kak is sick busted

Sick roid

When scratch some gross part of your body I eat your private and don't wash your hand and start to touch things all around you.

Brother that is sick roid what you're doing so gross.

sick widow

when a lady has a faget son who likes to get it up the ass

yusuf smacked a sick widow this morning

meme sickness

when you see a really offensive and disgusting meme and you begin to feel symptoms like: light-headedness, sick to your stomach, the feeling that you may induce vomiting, and the inability to remove this vial meme from your head.

Chad: Dude, did you see that meme I sent you?
Brad: Dude, like, that was totally gross. I got meme sickness over that man. It ruined my day.

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart

Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds