Man, I have been arrested several times for
pedophilia, I must be a pro smash bros. player.
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A game that would be the best until the next smash bros.
R.I.P for all these characters:
The Wah
Shovel knight
Isaac
Shadow
Lyn
Shrek
Goku
Guy 1: have you played super smash bros ultimate?
Guy 2: no I play games like Fortnite
Guy 1: Are you six or mental?
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To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!
Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?
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The greatest game in history. Every Nintendo character, plus Snake and Sonic. Fighting. A lot. You can't deny it's power.
Dude 1 - "Hey, let's go to your house and have a good round of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
Dude 2 - "Very yes."
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Another word for anal sex with a woman
I bent her over and started smashing her back door in
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The most polular and critically acclaimed Fire Emblem game. Contains multiple anime sword fighters and furries. Clearly a great work created by Masahiro Sakurai himself.
Person 1: Yo you play the new Fire Emblem?
Person 2: You mean Waifu Emblem 3?
Person 1: Nah man Iโm talkin Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Person 2: ๐๐
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I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.
"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
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