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The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
Cringe Minecraft song on YouTube.
Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.
To aggressively dunk cookies in a cup of milk.
"Bitch please! I can spider-dunk my oreos faster than your pussy ass!"
When ur mad at ur dude and ain't coming off the goods so u let him masturbate while he looks at ur tits u let him get himself almost to climax u take over and let him finish in your hand and while he is feeling all satisfied you toss his baby juice on his face like a spider web.
Oh girl! I gave him a spider-girl last night, in sure he wasnt as satisfied as I was though.
Just imagine someone holding a bag of spider, it doesn’t make sense
typing effortlessly with one hand
I'm quite an expert at spider typing.
A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
That girl can take a spider spinner