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When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
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Originating from Zero Dark Hundred and the more well known Zero Dark Thirty; All being variations of military timings meaning midnight, or half past midnight.
Zero Dark Stupid is a generalization of these timings, meaning "at some ungodly hour in the morning".
Private Pyle had to get up at zero dark stupid and run laps around the camp, or else the DI would stomp his guts out for being a famf.
When someone believes they are spewing knowledge when in reality they are spewing stupidity. This person has surpassed the normal level of idiocy, they are an embarrassment to society and the human race. They are the epitome of ignorance. And if you say something they don’t have enough brain cells to come up with a logical response.
Teacher: James give me the answer for number 12.
James: You know I can’t read by myself Mr.Gibbgay.
Teacher: *sigh* Fine. It is an easy one, it is asking what the definition of a prude is.
James: Ughh... you know I don’t know what that means.
Teacher: What the f***, this is a high school Ap class how did you even get in here?!!! You are the ultimate level of stupidity!
James: I seduced the head of the English department and bribed him with my juul
Teacher: ....My husband is the head of the English department.
To go above and beyond the call of duty for the stupid, bringing stupidity to a whole new level! It takes a real special person to make all those around you in awe of how stupid you and your comments or actions are. You are a special kind of stupid.
When Jimbo decided to use a match to look into his gas container to see if it still had gas in it, we realized Jimbo was a special kind of stupid!
A type of marijuana, not reggie, not mid, not zone, kush and above. Tend to be used by drug dealers to describe how potent their marijuana is.
When a drug dealer is sending out mass text messages to his/her customers he/she would say something like "I got that stupid fruity loud on deck."
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An individual of Polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid fucking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor's property.
June: "Gee Ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid fucking polack."
Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."
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When you make a mistake, and don't realize it till it's already over.
Wow, I'm fucking stupid. I should of listened to them.
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