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The perfect thing to say when a duck is attacking you, "oh fuck" is not an option.
Duck: *Attacks guy*
Guy 1: Oh duck
Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:
If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?
Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army
The hand shape you make, shaping your hand like a ducks beak, so you can slip inside another person to begin fisting.
“Slide that silent duck in I’m ready for action”
/duc-dih-king/
Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.
Rhyming slang for skiving
I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.
a dyslexic way of saying: suck dick!
You comment, as posted on Fox News Comments, indicates that you duck-sick.
The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.
Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"
Person 2 "Why?"
Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"