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Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.
Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
He's the worst person to be around and majorly weird, if you find a noah RUN RUN NOWWWWW.
Girl: omg is that noah
Me: yes hes weird bro stay away
Ugly, annoying, and the one person that everyone hates! Everyone tells Noah that he has no friends or that nobody cares about him. Noah’s can usually be depressed from this happening almost all the time. If it does, he won’t talk about it.
Johnny: You’re so ugly Noah! I wish you were dead
Noah: 🥺😭😢😓
A person who is hot, confident, and gives no fucks about people who dislike him. He is very blunt and will not lie to you no matter how long he has known you. If he’s besties with you, then he will fight a bitch who hates you. Noah also doesn’t chase a bitch and beg them to go out with them or notice them, he also doesn’t cry over no one.
“ wow Noah is so confident, I wish I was just like him”
Noah is sweet and caring, but don't fall for him. he will break your heart over and over again.
girl 1: *crying*
girl 2: What's wrong?
girl 1: I fell for Noah!
girl 2: I made the same mistake. It's okay, the pain goes away in time. :(
Any guy names Noah is quite the silly goose. He has such a humerous personality. He’s always so funny and can woo you with his charms. Noah is nice and very sweet when he needs to be but can be a badass when the wrong hoe tries to bring him down. Not only is Noah attractive on the inside, but Noah is very very sexy on the outside. Any guy named Noah has a big penis and uses it wisely, not just on any hoes. He is so majestic in the bed, he can turn any lesbian straight with one cum shot In the v with his magic magnum. Not to mention, any Noah is a beautiful singer and is quite the crackwhore on bonwensdays 😌